| That’s what she said | I think even then I knew that…I was waiting for my wife. | When you’re a kid you assume your parents are soulmates. My kids are going to be right about that. | I hope the war goes on forever and Ryan gets drafted. |I’m always thinking one step ahead, like a carpenter that makes stairs. | I think I’m basically a good person. But I am going to try to make him cry. | If I had to, I could clean out my desk in five seconds, and nobody would ever know that I’d ever been here. And I’d forget, too. | I do play games. I sing and I dangle things in front of my cats. | I just want to lie on the beach and eat hot dogs. That’s all I’ve ever wanted. | Tell ya one thing, I’m not gonna be a good mom tonight. | Boy have you lost your mind? ‘Cause I’ll help you find it! | YOU’RE NOT REAL MAN! | I taught Mike some, uh, some phrases to help with his interracial conversation. You know, stuff like, “fleece it out,” “going mach 5,” “dinkin’ flicka.” You know, things us Negroes say. | I think for it to be blackmail, it would have to be a formal letter. | Disposable cameras are fun, but it seems a little wasteful. You never get to see your pictures. | Who am I? I’m Kelly Kapoor, the business bitch. | This may be the first time that a male subordinate has attempted to get a modest scheduled raise by threatening to withhold sex from a female superior. It will be a groundbreaking case, when it inevitably goes to trial. | I walked right into a job for which I was ill-prepared, ill-suited, and somebody else already had. And I got it. If you ask me, that’s the American dream right there. | It just occurred to me that Andy has been calling me ‘Plop’ for so long that he forgot my real name. | I’ve been working here 12 weeks. That’s a full season of Homeland. Ton of things can happen in that amount of time, as we’ve seen. |
the office: 24.3.2005 - 16.5.2013 *
So, I was watching Supernatural the other day and as soon as the title saying ‘Supernatural’ came on I welled up.
I actually started crying.
It wasn’t even a sad bit.
And I cried.
At the title.
Of Supernatural.
My friend did this with the credits of Titanic.
Didn’t shed a single tear throughout the entire film, and then as soon as the title comes up at the end with the cast list, she bursts into sobs. O_o
It’s like we’ve all been conditioned to cry at Supernatural now. It’s just a natural response.
So, I was watching Supernatural the other day and as soon as the title saying ‘Supernatural’ came on I welled up.
I actually started crying.
It wasn’t even a sad bit.
And I cried.
At the title.
Of Supernatural.
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
That is way TOO INVASIVE and they already have one stalker hounding them in LA…
With the baby coming they need to have SOME privacy!!!
It is WAY TOO EASY to find addresses and hunt them down…
DON’T BE A DOUCHE
I SWEAR WHO THE FUCK IS POSTING ABOUT THIS AND STALKING THEM I WILL CUT YOU
”I learned my lesson while I was away, Dean. I serve Heaven, I don’t serve man. And I certainly don’t serve you.”
I wish I was your favourite girl.
I wish you though I was the reason you were in the world.
First 15 hour exam starts today and I’ve forgotten all my practical work. Not only that but I’m going to be late.
But I totally suited up! HAHA! Barney Stinson would be proud!
MISHA COLLINS COVERING “THE KILL” BY 30 SECONDS TO MARS
THAT’S IT
MISHA???????? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME???? NOW THE BASTARD CAN SING?????? R U FUCKIN??????? I AM SO FUCKING DONE RN
no. no. no. this can’t be him. no. no. no…. omg… no.
