neon-dion:

My anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns hun

neon-dion:

My anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns hun

kingcarmody:

how I leave uncomfortable situations

kingcarmody:

how I leave uncomfortable situations

  • Friend: Do you use Tumblr? It's so funny!
  • Me: eh...sometimes...I'm not that into it
  • Friend: Aw I was gonna say follow me! Oh well
  • Me: Yeah sorry :/
  • Me: *continues to be a world famous blogger*

gordonramsaysbutt:

April fools prank: replace all of the sugar in your house with cocaine

Track Title: I Miss You (Acoustic)

Artist: Blink-182

Album: Acoustic

the-blink182:

I Miss You (Acoustic)

blueflight:

[AGGRESSIVELY APOLOGIZES FOR BEING A BAD FRIEND AND AN UNPLEASANT PERSON TO BE AROUND]

All of life is a coming home.

Patch Adams (1998)

thekitvlogs:

COMPETITION WEEK!

Who did the best lip dub? You decide!

nicolasarahjordan replied to your post “Why are parents always dickheads around this time of year? Like, does…”

They always have a way of blaming it on everyone but themselves as well

so true! ugh!

christinajanette replied to your panorama “Wish you were here xxx”

godddddd so beautiful

riggghttt! the guy i’m dating sent it me! its in Cornwall somewhere :o 

jordanparrilsh:

i just want someone to look at me the way andrew garfield looks at emma stone