Room on the third floor
Not what we asked for
I’m not tired enough to sleep
One bed is broken,
Next room is smoking,
Air-conditioning’s stuck on heat.

artificialimperialism:

myuncertainlife:

fandom-fox:

spoopyphilia:

did you know when you suddenly jerk awake while falling asleep, another version of you from a different timeline just died

This post fucked me up.

It’s actually because you’re heart rate decreased so quickly that you’re brain jerks you awake to make sure you’re still alive.

i dont know wHICH ONE IS WORSE

Telford 🆚 Notts  (at Capital FM Arena - Nottingham Panthers)

Telford 🆚 Notts (at Capital FM Arena - Nottingham Panthers)

A few years ago I got this valentines card from a ‘secret admirer’ and the other day my boyfriend of a week asked me ‘do you remember getting a valentines card ages ago from an unknown’ and basically it was him what

heritance:

Never fuck with someone who cries when they’re mad. They’ll stab you 48 times and cry in your stab wounds.

actionables:

SERIOUSLY BE NICE TO YOUR ANIMALS BECAUSE THEY LOVE YOU MORE THAN YOU DESERVE AND MORE THAN ANY HUMAN EVER WILL

teencry:

i eat so much junk food and immediately regret it after i finish it

"It’s disgusting. “I have a right to your naked body or images that you’ve sent to your husband, or lover.” It’s disgusting. It’s this violent, abusive violation of womanhood—of divine womanhood. It’s violent, and it’s misogynistic, and it’s revolting…..There’s a guy now taking these pictures and putting them up in an art gallery. What fucking right does he have to do that? It’s absolutely revolting."
— Andrew Garfield on the stolen private pictures of female celebrities (x)