Room on the third floor
Not what we asked for
I’m not tired enough to sleep
One bed is broken,
Next room is smoking,
Air-conditioning’s stuck on heat.
Digging yo’ grave.
is 2am an emotion
did you know when you suddenly jerk awake while falling asleep, another version of you from a different timeline just died
This post fucked me up.
It’s actually because you’re heart rate decreased so quickly that you’re brain jerks you awake to make sure you’re still alive.
i dont know wHICH ONE IS WORSE
A few years ago I got this valentines card from a ‘secret admirer’ and the other day my boyfriend of a week asked me ‘do you remember getting a valentines card ages ago from an unknown’ and basically it was him what
Never fuck with someone who cries when they’re mad. They’ll stab you 48 times and cry in your stab wounds.
SERIOUSLY BE NICE TO YOUR ANIMALS BECAUSE THEY LOVE YOU MORE THAN YOU DESERVE AND MORE THAN ANY HUMAN EVER WILL
i eat so much junk food and immediately regret it after i finish it